guess what.
I have discovered what my favorite kind of bird is.
hold your applause please.
let me explain
ok, so what would happen if for some reason someone actually cared what my favorite kind of bird is, i mean people, who knows? and they asked "lauren abe, what is your favorite kind of bird"

well before five minutes ago they may have been stunned with my silence.

honestly people who cares about what my favorite kind of bird is.
but who needs these negative thoughts? now I will be able to blurt out Chickadee.

that's right. now you know.